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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

No, you are not the 1,000,000th viewer

So, you know those surveys and things you can do to win a bunch of money or a trip to some really cool place? The one nobody seems to win? I wish I could be the one person to win. I am so worn out right now. So, tired. I know, I know, "Ces't la vie" and all that. Everybody works long hours at a job they hate, have problems with money, and wish their parents would get off their backs. Everyone wonders why they can never seem to get what they want out of the opposite sex. Everyone feels like no matter how hard they try, nothing ever seems to work out or get better. I am no different than the millions of miserable people living on the earth today, trying to scrape by, and figure out why God put them here to begin with. Still, sometimes i wonder what it would be like  to be the one person who does get lucky. Finds true love. Wins the lottery. Goes on an all-inclusive vacation to Hawaii. Finds that sweet spot with perfect reception and free wifi. Becomes the most loved person at their job, school, family, etc. Has a job that pays well and that they love. It would be nice. Again. I know I'm whining. I know it will never happen. I just like to be as poetic and loquacious as I can will I pout in the corner. Maybe if I wax on enough, life will get tired of my whining and get better? Yeah, and maybe prince charming will literally canter up to me at dusk on a beautiful white steed, and sweep me off my feet and carry me off into the sunset, with my hair streaming perfectly behind me, while we kiss passionately and don't fall off the horse, and we'll live happily ever after with 2.6 kids, a dog, a white picket fence, and just enough money to be comfortable, while maintaining familial bliss.

Au Revoir